American Horro Story - Piggy Piggy

Some thoughts on this week's "American Horror Story" coming at you after the break... but first let me get this bloody Mexican woman out of my bathroom!

American Horror Story - Halloween Part 2

Some thoughts on the new "American Horror Story" coming at you after the break... but first let me microwave some tomatoes.

American Horror Story - Halloween Part 1

I'm back!  Sorry for the lapse in reviews but I was away enjoying some desert sun and recharging my batteries before the winter hits us full on.  I got some fresh thoughts about "Halloween Part 1" coming at you after the break... but first let me lay off the chocolate chips so my Snoopy costume will fit.

American Horror Story - "Home Invasion"

"American Horror Story" was murderous in it's second episode.  Some thoughts on "Home Invasion" coming at you after the break... but first let me look into the Devil's eyes.

Modern Family - "Hit and Run"

"Modern Family" is spreading its wings and soaring high with "Hit and Run".  Some thoughts about last night's episode coming at you after the break... but first let me admit I get turned on by powerful women like Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condaleezza Rice, Serena Williams... wait a minute.

Last Man Standing - "Pilot" & "Last Baby Proofing Standing"

Tim Allen is back on ABC with his new comedy "Last Man Standing".  My thoughts on the first two episodes coming at you after the break... but first let me call poison control.. twice.

Terra Nova "What Remains"

 

"What Remains" continues the monster of the week format on another "Terra Nova".  Some thoughts on last night's episode coming at you after the break... but first let me... wait, I forget what I was saying?

Saturday Evening Post - 10/8/11

 

Welcome back to the "Saturday Evening Post", a place to share this week's top news-worthy stories with you.  Tonight's post coming at you after the break... but first let me attempt wooing you with a "Stamos Scalper". 

American Horror Story - Pilot

 

"American Horror Story", a high concept horror/thriller premiered last night on FX.  Some thoughts on the pilot coming at you after the break... but first let me follow you while you jog, like the Russian escorts in "Rocky IV".

Modern Family - "Door to Door"

 

Some quick thoughts on "Door To Door" coming at you after the break... but first let me get through soccer practice with a thermos full of chardonnay.

Up All Night - "New Car"

 

"New Car" makes better use of Ava while Chris and Reagen make some grown up decisions.  Some thoughts on tonight's episode coming at you after the break... but first let me shape shift into a bird.

Terra Nova "Instinct"

"Instinct" gives us loads of Dino action while staying light on character development, and I'm not complaining.  Some thoughts about tonight's episode coming at you after the break... but first let me go back and put some money on the Cubbies!

Saturday Evening Post

Welcome to the Saturday Evening Post, a place for me to share news-worthy information that I found throughout the week. I'm not one for spoilers so, I will be staying away from anything like that but check it out and if you have any news to share, drop a comment.  Saturday Evening Post coming at you after the break... but first let me escape from reality.

Modern Family "Phil on Wire"

 

"Modern Family" continues to show us why they dominate the Emmy's, in another fantastic episode.  Some thoughts about tonights episode after the break... but first let me start my Jew fast.. i mean Juice Fast!

Up All Night "Working Late and Working It"

"Up All Night" brings the laughs while still trying to find itself after three weeks.  My thoughts on tonight's episode after the break... but first let me get out of this Sweatpants Purgatory.

Terra Nova "Genesis"

Spielberg!  Time Travel!  Grey Facial Hair!... Count Me In!

After years of waiting (Eighty Five Million to be exact!) "Terra Nova" is finally here!  If you're a Spielberg fan, like myself, then you've been waiting for this over budget, special-effect whore of a show since it's first commercial ran during Super Bowl XLV.  At the time, we weren't exactly sure what we were seeing.  What was this "Avatar" meets "Jurassic Park", sci-fi phenomenon that we had to wait until May to see?  As May rapidly approached, we sadly watched the premier get pushed further and further back, to this fall.  It seemed "Terra Nova" would never arrive, as production was delayed due to torrential rains and budgets were met building over 250 elaborate sets.  The entertainment world felt the show was dead in the water.  Luckily, FOX felt differently and immediately ordered a full thirteen episodes.  Now, here we are kicking things off with a two hour premier!  My thoughts coming up after the break... but first let me find out why they call them Slashers!